I work at Lowe's Home Improvement Warehouse now, which kind of needs to be known for this dream. I and the entire Lowe’s store I work with were being featured on a special episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. (If you don't know the story line of the show, a craptastic house gets ripped down and replaced with a new one in one week, being revealed to the family by moving a bus on the command "Driver, move that bus.") So we were finishing up the last of this monstrosity--somehow I knew it was the biggest home ever built on the show. It was made of brown stone with a roof that looked kind of like a title wave, being convexed on one side of the house and concaved on the other. As the bus pulled into place, the entire store climbed on top of the roof, the porch, and anywhere else they could fit. The family arrived, and the traditional "Driver, move that bus!" was shouted. However, instead of screams of joy, only a loud rumble and shrieks of terror were heard as the entire structure imploded. I was the soul survivor of the building team and grabbed member of the audience to form a spelunking team to dive into the vortex that had replace the one enormous house and try to find anyone. In the end I saved only my manager.
Thanks Shane!
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